What a weekend…
I’m sober for one, perfectly healthy, not at a party/club, yet I can afford to rave.
It’s quite strange; I decided to go cold turkey on pint. Given the fact that I’m not an alcoholic, and the unavailability of good alcohol to a missing mono, this isn’t such a hard thing to do.
Why did I do it then?
Picture yourself relaxing on some beach/pub/whatever does it for you, holding a nice, cold tusker.
Now take that, and switch it with a warm one. Not kawa warm, coasto warm. Between that and soberity…
I had had a cold for the last 3 weeks…3 weeks! Now I’m not a doctor, but really? Kwani I’m njeve-intolerant ama?
Then these houseparties…they’re not bad. However, advice to all party throwers: Reconsider Beerpong. It’s great as a spontaneous pass time, but when every party has a pong table, and the same jamaas (I should start a prayer group) happen to win every time…Its like having a body-shot every time you rave…
And yeh, I’m not selling blood yet.
What a day…
I think I need a coffee, Dorman’s, Café Mocha…Beautiful. Fu*cough* Starbucks. What do I have to do to get a decent Mocha? I’ve never understood how, the Mocha, an American creation, is butchered at every coffee shop I’ve been to here. Thanks God the have ‘free’ WIFI…raping my tastebuds while I watch rudge. Drinking age is 21 so “no cold tusker for you kijana” replays in my head as I prepare my keinyeji Russian coffee. Well, at least the All Blacks are kicking ass! Some other vibes have also jazzed my life: Japan’s 90-metre try, Robinson’s sprain, Lima’s Tackle, the fala in the SA team who dropped the ball less than a metre from the try line…now for Ausi v England!
MAD fun!
On & On – Erykah Badu


So are you drinking now ama bado umekaa ngumu??? I have never gotten the concept of taking a warm beer! Down south peeps will laugh at you for asking for a warm beer!
As a member of Wakenya Walevi, I must strive to foster goodwill between a patron and his/her drink. Vile ninakaa ngumu; think of it as a sorbe…
I won’t even start on warm beers…